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Am I a shit person, child, if the soul reason I want to fly out to see my parents is to play the Nintendo still hooked up in the basement???

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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No. Take it home with you too.

It is a hilarious thought imagining your parents wanting to finally catch up with you and you just go straight downstairs and they hear you screaming FUCK and NIGGER and KAREN CARPENTER through the floor. Or when Duck Hunt triggers your war PTSD and you leave the police with no choice but to kill you.
 
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No. Take it home with you too.

It is a hilarious thought imagining your parents wanting to finally catch up with you and you just go straight downstairs and they hear you screaming FUCK and NIGGER and KAREN CARPENTER through the floor. Or when Duck Hunt triggers your war PTSD and you leave the police with no choice but to kill you.

I’ve been wanting to play Willow for like 5 years now . Last time I was home I was playing a game I brought with me on the switch .

I took the Super Nintendo home years ago . I think my dad wanted the Nintendo for the grand kids to play.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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I’ve been wanting to play Willow for like 5 years now . Last time I was home I was playing a game I brought with me on the switch .

I took the Super Nintendo home years ago . I think my dad wanted the Nintendo for the grand kids to play.
Super Nintendo was the shit. I played a lot of Final Fight 2.
 

nasty twp

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Nintendo? Am I the youngest person here? I don’t think I’ve ever been in the same room as a real vintage SNES, I’ve just seen them used or depicted in 80s movies.

The big new consoles when I was a kid were DS & GameCube, XBox 360, Wii and PS3/PSP. My first console was a half-broken then-outmoded GBA that my richer older cousin gave me (well, condescended to give me when his mum told him to) when he upgraded to DS. And ofc thanks to backward compatibility he kept almost all his games, but for a handful of shitty ones he kindly chucked into the donation for me—iirc I had Bionicle, LOTR, Shrek Swamp Kart, one of the bad Dragonballs that just cloned Tekken poorly, Jet Grind Radio which I loved for the visuals & music but was fucking impossible to play.

I don’t know how a Switch or PS5 work, though, so I’m still an out of touch oldhead. Just not as old as all of you.
 

The NaTurryl Man

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Nintendo? Am I the youngest person here? I don’t think I’ve ever been in the same room as a real vintage SNES, I’ve just seen them used or depicted in 80s movies.

The big new consoles when I was a kid were DS & GameCube, XBox 360, Wii and PS3/PSP. My first console was a half-broken then-outmoded GBA that my richer older cousin gave me (well, condescended to give me when his mum told him to) when he upgraded to DS. And ofc thanks to backward compatibility he kept almost all his games, but for a handful of shitty ones he kindly chucked into the donation for me—iirc I had Bionicle, LOTR, Shrek Swamp Kart, one of the bad Dragonballs that just cloned Tekken poorly, Jet Grind Radio which I loved for the visuals & music but was fucking impossible to play.

I don’t know how a Switch or PS5 work, though, so I’m still an out of touch oldhead. Just not as old as all of you.
Okay, terrific!
 

Professor Rape

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Nintendo? Am I the youngest person here? I don’t think I’ve ever been in the same room as a real vintage SNES, I’ve just seen them used or depicted in 80s movies.

The big new consoles when I was a kid were DS & GameCube, XBox 360, Wii and PS3/PSP. My first console was a half-broken then-outmoded GBA that my richer older cousin gave me (well, condescended to give me when his mum told him to) when he upgraded to DS. And ofc thanks to backward compatibility he kept almost all his games, but for a handful of shitty ones he kindly chucked into the donation for me—iirc I had Bionicle, LOTR, Shrek Swamp Kart, one of the bad Dragonballs that just cloned Tekken poorly, Jet Grind Radio which I loved for the visuals & music but was fucking impossible to play.

I don’t know how a Switch or PS5 work, though, so I’m still an out of touch oldhead. Just not as old as all of you.
Kill yourself.
 
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