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ADHD Pat furriously explains how he protects the rest us from wolves because we’re too busy sleeping.

Torque’sHeadBump

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He also attempts to excuse his pitiful lifestyle of waking up at 10am on a weekday.

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Pat_Torque_Monday

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If what he’s saying is true (it isn’t) then the circadian rhythm wouldn’t have shifted by a paltry three hours. A night watch would involve remaining awake all night, if his system had evolved to a nocturnal rhythm then he’d be sleeping between about 8am and some time into the afternoon. An overnight security guard who clocks off at 2am would be fucking useless, not to mention that if his ancestors were sleeping in all fucking day then the rest of us could claim “we got up early and built civilisation while y’all were snoozin’”

Nice work-shy genetic lineage, stupid.
 

Phish

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The KKK literally sent out flyers to my driveway last year that said almost verbatim to what pats tweets says. “We’re watching while you sleep”. (Theyre a joke. No one takes them seriously and there is no “neighborhood watch” needed where I live.) He really doesn’t understand how much of an extremist he is. He thinks he’s normal haha.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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“We”? Not so, Pat. This lazy bum tries to find any reason as an excuse of why he can’t work and hasn’t worked in years. I can’t imagine being his age and dedicating yourself to laying on a couch tweeting all day. Last time I heard anyone care about being ADD / ADHD was when they were in grade school, after graduating you focus on getting a job / career. Only the chronically unemployed like Pat and MM Schill still babble about ADHD in their 30s & 40s. Million excuses to be a lazy piece of shit.
 

AwfulManTitTankTop

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Fat was diagnosed as having ADHD as a child (child) but of course mama Raven knew better since she had an associates in holistic medicine. Her special perfect boy didn't have ADHD, he was simply too smart, and his teachers were ill equipped to handle him. They were grooming all the other future office drones, none of whom lead fulfilling lives now, while Fat was ignored and discouraged for being smart. Jokes on them, he grew up to be a very special and successful writer.

Fat espoused on Twitter years later that ADHD was a sham and invented by big pharma and the GOP to condition children into becoming office drones. This tweet would agitate the Twitter hive mind, many of whom have entire personalities based on self diagnosed mental illnesses. Fat got into it with a few of these lunatics and, in typical Fat fashion, alienated himself even further with the people he tries to pander to.

Which makes this tweet all the more puzzling. It seems a tad disingenuous that a man who denied ADHD the way a nazi would deny the holocaust has suddenly had a change of heart, and now believes that ADHD actually is good and everyone else that doesn't have it is retarded. Almost as if he has no convictions nor opinions and values validation and praise above all else.

Then again I'm just a nazi so what da hell do I know? Gimme my 14 words and my European tradwife and I'm happy as a pig in shit.
 
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