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Actual funny things MOTLEY CRUE did?

Single Action Army

We ain't goon hooligans we Maloonigans
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Goading Ozzy into snorting ants
Tommy being so drunk a kid drowned in his pool
Nikki being so stupid that when Vince said he needed a bass guitarist Nikki stole a regular guitar from a pawn shop because he didn't know what a bass was
Vince ballooning like a walrus
Three retards completely building their entire career off Mars's talent
 

Smeckler's Powder

Sweet powder eases the pain
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Opening Feelgoods in Vegas and then selling it even though his son worked in the kitchen and would come out and sing Motley Crue songs with the house band.
 
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