A lil poem by heidi hildeman

[captain_kamala]

Thanks Eric for touching her and starting her healing journey

 

[Момент Силышенко]

got to wonder who this guy is who fucked her up this bad, hmmmmm

 

[NoBacon]

got to wonder who this guy is who fucked her up this bad, hmmmmm

Her elder brother Eric raped her

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Boooooooo!

 

[Oogie Farts 1488]

eenie meenie miney moe
I got molested by my bro
now I'm a dirty 5 cent hoe
eenie meenie miney moe

 

[DominusOdium]

She was hanging out with Eric at karaoke as recently as 2014. I personally think their dad raped them both and turned Eric into a cringelord atheist when God didn't intervene to protect him and Heidi became a sad little hooker.

 

[Rick Roblinson]

"She lives in downtown Milwaukee."

Y'know, in case you want to get sucked off for a few bucks.

 

[SFWA liaison]

mama's apple pie, the fourth of July, SHE'S A HOOKER!

 

[iBangedQuasi]

@NormsGhost comment?

 

[Udders]

A Masters in Philosophy? Lol, of course.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

I’m going to go out on a limb and say Heidi is lying here.

Unless she’s saying she is happy sucking strangers off for less than $100. Maybe that’s what she’s getting at?

 

[captain_kamala]

Meanwhile...

 

[HeyItsVos]

A Masters in Philosophy? Lol, of course.

Still just a student too. In her 40s.

 

[AliceWorquer]

Just going to completely abandoned that rhyme scheme after the first couple of lines.

 

[captain_kamala]

She was hanging out with Eric at karaoke as recently as 2014. I personally think their dad raped them both and turned Eric into a cringelord atheist when God didn't intervene to protect him and Heidi became a sad little hooker.

She was hotter back then

 

[Harry Powell]

She was hotter back then

Well if she still looked like that I’d slip her a $20 for a BBBJ

 

[NoBacon]

A shared secret grows,
Whispers behind closed doors late,
Lines crossed, trust broken.

 

[DanFielding]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
My brother put his fingers
In the place where I poo

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

She was hanging out with Eric at karaoke as recently as 2014. I personally think their dad raped them both and turned Eric into a cringelord atheist when God didn't intervene to protect him and Heidi became a sad little hooker.

Great, now that's stuck in my head in Eric Hildeman's fucking voice. He's seen fire, rain and his own sister's cunt a thousand times.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Her elder brother Eric raped her

both he and the dog have a thumb in their ass