A big bad wolf is coming for Piggy's house...

[Brooke Shields]

is this tree bigger than Fatrick's?

What's our Pig's house made of ?

 

[1073waaf]

I got a tree on my house, child.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Its going to huff and puff and blow the half a shit house down

 

[Meownaw]

I have never seen him admit that he doesn't know what something is. Did he sprout wings and fly by any chance?

 

[TokenX]

It'd be an improvement if it wiped out his Haitian shanty.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

By the end of the night Pat will crown himself a derecho expert.

 

[RedGlareRecipient]

I have never seen him admit that he doesn't know what something is. Did he sprout wings and fly by any chance?

It’s worse than that. He assumes that because he didn’t know about something, nobody else does either. Now he gets to be the arbiter of knowledge. What’s that cocksuckery thing he said in The Vote Photo? “If I’ve ever educated you…”
He is the absolute worst, and I bet he’s going to end up with an ulcer and I’m glad for it.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

That storm would actually do improvements to the half hovel. White trash carny loser.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Funny part is the people in the comments all know what a derecho is and have heard of one. So pat is just the clueless twitter poster on the topic.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

By the end of the night Pat will crown himself a derecho expert.

And just like that, Meteorologist Pat is born.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I bet Pat is excited just thinking about all the tweets he will post because of this. He gets to make the neighbors tragedy an opportunity for retweets. He is going to act like he is Geraldo Rivera on the front lines.

 

[guest]

They had a huge one in iowa a year or 2 ago, lots of people in the midwest should know about it. We had one in DC 7 or 8 years ago too.

 

[peckafacce]

it would be a shame if this storm blew his shitty fire pit through his neighbors house.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

lol this is God smiting him for his incessant cuntiness

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

How dare he compare a sky storm to a hurricane. I lived through Katrina you fat zilch, you wouldn’t know anything about Hurricane Life.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

How dare he compare a sky storm to a hurricane. I lived through Katrina you fat zilch, you wouldn’t know anything about Hurricane Life.

Oh, child, I lived in Florida on the west coast (isn’t that where he lived with his first, better wife?) I know what the wrath of God looks like, atalker. Quietly now.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

If anyone should be worried about it would be Quasi if this shit house gets blown over its going to be worth less than it is now

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Oh, child, I lived in Florida on the west coast (isn’t that where he lived with his first, better wife?) I know what the wrath of God looks like, atalker. Quietly now.

Please that cunt evacuated to Illinois when Hurricane warnings came.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

If anyone should be worried about it would be Quasi if this shit house gets blown over its going to be worth less than it is now

We can crowdfund a pig themed playground for the vacant half of a lot

 

[wbgreen]

I have never seen him admit that he doesn't know what something is. Did he sprout wings and fly by any chance?

He's going for the angle of Climate Change is Real. We're seeing weather that has never happened here. Wake up sheeple!

Pat would never act humble without working a Twitter friendly angle.