A-B-C Always Be Cucking

[Snake]

As you all know first prize is blowing Tyrone to prep him for your wife. Anybody want to see second prize? Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is no pepperoni.

See this watch? I bought it at Target for $15.

 

[Heyfellas]

Patrick looking trim here

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Glenn Gravy Glenn Ross

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon]

PUT THAT DOWN! Mountain Dew is for closers

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

FaT in the HaT

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon]

Do you know what it takes to swindle the elderly in Florida into paying for insurance they don't need???

 

[TokenX]

You see this watch? It costs more than that banana you're holding.

 

[guest]

Grace! Grace! Where are we at with the frivilous lawsuit?

 

[based and white pilled]

I got these premium cyberstlaker leads...

127.0.0.1

-Damian

 

[Snake]

You see, child, that’s who I am. And you’re a little nothing. Nice guy? I don’t give a shit. Good father? Fuck you — I gave my daughter away to make pepperoni.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

You know what it takes to hand-sell science fiction? It takes brass breasts to hand-sell science fiction.

 

[guest]

Fuck you, child, that's my name. You know why, child? Because you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove an $9,000 Mustang. That's my name, child.

 

[fenrir]

Nikki and her mom paid good money. Get their names to sue them. You can't get the IPs you're given. You can't quash shit! You are shit! Beat my dick, child, and eat it!