08-31-21 Mewler Report: Drip, drip, drip.. it's all falling apart, Ricky

[RobertMewler]

 

[peckafacce]

Even with all those likes he got with those boot licking tweets, The big bad wolf is coming piggy. Its a shame your half house is made of straw.

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

Tsk tsk, Rickykins.

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

It’s over, Ricky.

 

[RoTheHo69]

Not good.

 

[Rabbi Krinsky]

Lotta fawking problems with account.

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

Imagine if every 30 days 128 people discovered you were a disgusting piece of shit that they wanted nothing to do with. Would you reflect on it?

 

[TorqueWheeler]

He celebrated getting some likes by hounding a guy for hours like a deranged lunatic. Strangely, that didn’t translate to new followers.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

This is what he thinks his career is, and even that is in a tailspin

Pat, my dude... I'd say head down to the local labor pool, but your weak ass can't do physical work. I dunno what you're gonna do. You're 41 years old with zero experience in any career field. You are fucked, my man. Your whole life is gonna be studio apartments and that same, deteriorating Mustang you've had for going on 2 decades.

Let me paint you a story about a dumb Florida jit living in the hood. Kid slept in the livingroom cuz he didn't have his own bed. No one was gonna give this foul mouthed, confrontational idiot a job, so he took one on his own. He put together a portfolio of work, learned the trade he wanted to be in by studying it on his own time. He hustled, sold his services to any artist or studio he could hold down for even 5 minutes. He scraped and clawed at an American dream that everyone around him said was unobtainable. Now he's out of the hood and, dare I say, a true success story.

None of that happened from a couch. That happened in person, not by tweeting "[ahem]" to editors of magazines. You're a huge dope.

 

[Coonskin]

 

[HotDogJoe]

Jesus he's already at nearly 46.3K?? He really is failing horribly on there. All his relevant evaporated when Drumpf got booted from the white house.

Die oopsie doodles about it, chubs. This is your life now. Hope you're looking forward to your case getting tossed and paying for admin's legal fees.

 

[SensibleKeks]

It's a shame Rick maxed out Niki's credit card on that frivolous lawsuit. He might've been able to pump up those numbers.

 

[Oogie Farts 1488]

Ain't gonna buy his way out of this one.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

This is what he thinks his career is, and even that is in a tailspin

Pat, my dude... I'd say head down to the local labor pool, but your weak ass can't do physical work. I dunno what you're gonna do. You're 41 years old with zero experience in any career field. You are fucked, my man. Your whole life is gonna be studio apartments and that same, deteriorating Mustang you've had for going on 2 decades.

Let me paint you a story about a dumb Florida jit living in the hood. Kid slept in the livingroom cuz he didn't have his own bed. No one was gonna give this foul mouthed, confrontational idiot a job, so he took one on his own. He put together a portfolio of work, learned the trade he wanted to be in by studying it on his own time. He hustled, sold his services to any artist or studio he could hold down for even 5 minutes. He scraped and clawed at an American dream that everyone around him said was unobtainable. Now he's out of the hood and, dare I say, a true success story.

None of that happened from a couch. That happened in person, not by tweeting "[ahem]" to editors of magazines. You're a huge dope.

It’s sad but true, he believes all this tweeting and getting into fights with strangers is not only his “job” (that doesn’t pay) but it’s his PURPOSE in life. He can’t do anything else because he needs to dedicate all his time and (low) energy to tweeting from a couch.

Due to this he has become virtually un-hireable to any place of work. He’s fat, lazy, and 41 so he wouldn’t be able to handle any entry level physical labor and way too old to start at the bottom anywhere. He has zero experience that can translate to anything and has no drive to try. He’s convinced himself he’s a “creative” and any kind of work is beneath him. He will forever be on the government dole. Plus fat.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Fuck off Leahy!

you’re just a one trick pony aren’t ya Rick?