08-25-21 Mewler Report: Dazzling display of diarrhetic decreases.

[RobertMewler]

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

Oof. His previous follower count is dwindling away. Also, he likes to crow about his number of followers, but lets start talking engagement, nigga.

 

[guest]

People aren't impressed by his LOTR swearing? It's comedy gold!

 

[BoringFaggot]

He lost them only because he speaks the truth about the lying news media, Child.

Now wait for your life to end, atalker.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

I know it's happened, but I've yet to see an entire column of red. This is historic for me, gang.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

So he gave up on his numbers I'm guessing? Realized he didn't gave the resources to artificially inflate his follower count?

 

[Will Tate]

Rick can't bear to let us see a full red column, he'll buy whatever bot followers he can with the change he digs out between the fart-saturated cushions of his couch-bed by the weekend.

 

[wbgreen]

Sure, he'd like to buy followers. But can he get hold of his wife's credit card? That's the question.

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

I wonder if he ever angrily snaps at Mama Robinson when she asks him why he needs to borrow more money.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

An immense failure of pontificating proportions!

 

[stealthygeek]

Losing followers while gaining weight. Pathetic ratio Patrick!

 

[Caverlock]

How does losing 1,000 followers in a half a year feel, Plaintiff Pig? Still big enough to tough-guy tattle on an elderly couple? Or, more likely, was that yet another r/thathappened story designed to garner meaningless dopamine hits?

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Fat, narcissist bitch.

 

[Will Tate]

How does losing 1,000 followers in a half a year feel, Plaintiff Pig? Still big enough to tough-guy tattle on an elderly couple? Or, more likely, was that yet another r/thathappened story designed to garner meaningless dopamine hits?

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Fat, narcissist bitch.

It cannot be stressed enough what a fucking cunt he is.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

How does losing 1,000 followers in a half a year feel, Plaintiff Pig? Still big enough to tough-guy tattle on an elderly couple? Or, more likely, was that yet another r/thathappened story designed to garner meaningless dopamine hits?

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Fat, narcissist bitch.

Pat --

This is why this is happening. It's not because you're a hapless, glassy eyed prey animal, fatly stumbling through the forest of the internet and we're some aggressive, hungry fucking cats. It's because you are a fucking cunt. A lying, miserable, narcissistic cunt who never learned to keep his weird looking fish hook mouth closed. I hope you enjoy never being able to escape and disown the bullshit you've been spewing online for years. Fuck you, fat boy.

 

[HotDogJoe]

Why is he sooooooo.....I dunno........FAT?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! at this??

 

[CanISitOnJonsLap]

So he gave up on his numbers I'm guessing? Realized he didn't gave the resources to artificially inflate his follower count?

Rick can't bear to let us see a full red column, he'll buy whatever bot followers he can with the change he digs out between the fart-saturated cushions of his couch-bed by the weekend.

Sure, he'd like to buy followers. But can he get hold of his wife's credit card? That's the question.

He's spending the fake follower money to instead pay random twitter accounts to talk about how amazing his books are and how people should buy them.