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07-09-21 Mewler Report: His follower count dribbles like a Chinese water torture. Die. Fat. About. It.
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The dimwits on twitter did not appreciate a lecture on health advice from a morbidly obese failure. Piggy really needs to rethink his tweeting strategy.
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I’m no Twitter expert like Pat but Fri-Fri doesn’t seem like a particularly successful week. Could it be that 559 tweets in a single week simply wasn’t enough? 
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Another follower purchase coming up soon. Our little piggy can't let the Mewler Report go all red.
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dribbling like the drool running down his fat double chins
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That was a sudden rainfall localized to the subway directly over my chin. I was a meteorologist once who won awards at all levels of weathering. Hush now.
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Not enough autistic screeching about oil leaks and cars only women drive.I’m no Twitter expert like Pat but Fri-Fri doesn’t seem like a particularly successful week. Could it be that 559 tweets in a single week simply wasn’t enough?
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Ralph is a loveable fat retard. Patrick is a cunty fat retard.