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07-06-21 Mewler Report: Never mind the losses, it's the insane number of tweets from the last day that make him pathetic.
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159 children hushed. It was a good day.
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You see child my new strategy is to add a follower here and there to give hope to others I may follow back if you are worthy, this will help from losing any more followers
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If my calculations are correct (they probably aren't) that's roughly 1 tweet every 3 mins over an 18 hour day.If you think 159 is a lot, look at this Mewler Report I had saved:
The frequency is likely higher since I've not accounted for feeding breaks
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I was figuring over a 16-hour day (assuming Piggy got 8 hours of sleep, which is slim to none). That comes out to about 10 an hour, or every six minutes.
Either way, fucking pathetic.
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Difference is with this fat fuck is theres nothing of value at stake really.
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I picture Pat at Hooligans, taking up about 8-10 feet of valuable bar space through a combination of his bulk, his plates of meatloaf, and his accessories, chatting up another patron in an attempt to hand sell one of his shitty novels.
Eventually the topic of Twitter comes up, and the beleaguered patron, who now regrets showing a passing interest in space travel and just wishes to be left alone with his wings, beer, and ballgame, shuts down any discussion of social media with a dismissive, "I don't have time for that shit."
Does Patty commence raging at this person, hurling insults and hushing the dull child who bored him? Or does he meekly retreat to his phone, surreptitiously snap a photo of the offending fascist, and insult him online with a fictional account of how he slew another supremacist dragon?
Eventually the topic of Twitter comes up, and the beleaguered patron, who now regrets showing a passing interest in space travel and just wishes to be left alone with his wings, beer, and ballgame, shuts down any discussion of social media with a dismissive, "I don't have time for that shit."
Does Patty commence raging at this person, hurling insults and hushing the dull child who bored him? Or does he meekly retreat to his phone, surreptitiously snap a photo of the offending fascist, and insult him online with a fictional account of how he slew another supremacist dragon?
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I think we're looking at different days. You're looking at the sperg out from earlier in the year...my numbers were based on yesterday.
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Nobody's mentioned he officially broke the 143,000 tweet barrier!
Congratulations Patrick! At this 159-tweet a day post 145,000 is right around the corner!
Congratulations Patrick! At this 159-tweet a day post 145,000 is right around the corner!
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Wrong, that's not how this works.
Sorry, I feel like such a horrible rude cunt. I can't keep this up even as a bit.
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The Fantastic 4XL
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It's all good. LOL. Being a cunt like Fatrick is exhausting at times.